February 2012
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madonnugh: remember when rihanna was mad at satan
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Feb 24th
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so I wonder what it's like for their kids
Daughter: But Mom I'm too lazy to clean my r-
Katniss: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE
Katniss: I HAD TO KILL CHILDREN
Katniss: SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN
Daughter: Mom you always pull this speech on-
Katniss: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM
Peeta: ALSO
Peeta: YOUR MOM DID IT ALL FOR THE GAMES
Peeta: SOMETIMES I WANT TO CHOKE HER OUT OF NOWHERE
Daughter: Dad why are you even-
Peeta: MY LEG IS GONEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Feb 24th
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charcoalmink: in fifth grade a girl named maggie made my friend vicky cry so at lunch i dumped a container of marinara sauce on maggie’s head and she started crying so then i said “i’m sorry” and walked away and came back with breadsticks and i placed them carefully on her head and i got sent home
Feb 24th
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homework: do me
me: chill out slut
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Listenkirtash: alexesmail: ann-walker: ...
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Normal people: Let's go to the concert at 5:00 PM so we're there in time for doors. Who cares about where we stand in the crowd!
Me and my friends: If we get there at 4:00 AM we can be the first people in line even though we have to wait 14 hours until doors open to get let in but at least we can be front row.
Feb 24th
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Nicki Minaj style rap #1
gregorgy: YOU A LITTLE STUPID BITCH. FRONT LAWN. GNOME. GIMME SOME MOTHA FUCKIN HEAD. DOME. THIS SHIT WASN’T BUILT IN A DAY. ROME. I’M REAL ASS SHIT AND YOU STYRA. FOAM. YOUR INTERNET EXPLORER AND I’M GOOGLE. CHROME. DAMN, I’M IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ HOUSE. HOME.
Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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stoleatimelordandran asked: hi
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Feb 22nd
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best one direction photogallery?
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Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
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Astronomy professor:
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Astronomy professor:
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Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
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